I’ve come to realize that our society has now reached the pinnacle of laziness. In the bathroom here at AmStan and at Rachel’s (the hangout restaraunt/bar near school for those of you that don’t go to Grove City) are the GeorgiaPacific EnMotion automatic paper towel dispenser. As if we needed one more thing automated. Now instead of turning a crank or pressing down on a lever, all we need to do is place our hand right in front of a sensor and the motor gives us instant drying enjoyment. Something tells me this is a bad thing… well, except maybe in Rachel’s, where if someone is drunk, at least they don’t struggle to clean their hands after urinating on themselves, and I don’t have to have the thoughts of drunk piss on my hands. Oh well.