Here are the fine groomsmen I was with for my buddy Adam Benjamin’s wedding. It was a great time – very well might be the most enjoyable wedding I’ve been to. This could be a result of actually being in the wedding in full and seeing what it’s ultimately all about.
Highly recommended, by the way. Being a groomsman, that is. You get all the perks with no committment.
Well, except maybe the getting laid afterwards but not feeling guilty when you wake up in the morning. I didn’t try to test the theory out.
Today was a good day. Just wanted everyone to know. That is all.
And that’s a lie… there’s more. Here’s something funny. I was in Barnes and Noble yesterday reading The Fountainhead, and I heard this woman talking extrodinarily too loud, so I thought I may as well eavesdrop because she was clearly violating my soundspace. Anyway, some of the memorable quotes were:
“Oh yeah, guys in minivans turn me on! There he is, with his three kids… and probably his girlfriend in the passenger seat…”
“You know, you should totally use MySpace and bitch her out. Tell her how great life is for you… that things couldn’t be any better”
“Oh, but you know, I’m a bitch. Well, she’s a bitch, and I’m a slut”
[Talking to who I first mistook as her husband, but apparently just a friend] “Oh, you know I could take you on. I know how to deal with guys. All you have to do is rub a certain area for long enough.”
…That’s about when I left. She wasn’t my type.